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Isn’t that just the plot of tfios?
why did you have to go there?
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
using tumblr mobile in public
those otps where one lives a normal lifespan and the other will live for centuries
stepping in a puddle while wearing socks
You know you’ve been on tumblr far too damn long when this gif actually represents a feeling you empathize with
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
Kyle and I bought over 100 hee haws (knock off version of mountain dew) for $11. We have become the math guy in textbooks.
I have so many questions first off
1) why the dick would you
listen bitch it was like 7 cents for each bottle we took a golden opportunity and ran with it we have enough hee haw to survive a zombie apocalypse, a sharknado, and a marathon of netflix movies so it was a good investment u little shit